Psychology of a Pickle Eater! Which one are you?
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat pickles provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating pickles:
1. The whole jar all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
6. Chopped into a relish.
7. Just drink the pickle juice and toss the pickles.
8. Just the pickles, not the juice.
10.I don’t have a favorite way because I don’t like pickles.
1. The whole jar:
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness.
2. One bite at a time:
You are lucky to be one of the average Americans who eat their pickles this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that’s okay, not to worry, you’re normal.
3. Slow and Methodical:
You follow the rules. You’re very tidy and orderly. You’re very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being scary and quite possibly irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you’re only going to go the speed limit.
4. Feverous Nibbles:
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and possible facial ticks are possible in your future. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
5. Making a relish:
You are imaginative and enjoy creating new things. You often take risks with your pickles. Adding them to food in innovative ways, often with great success. Sadly, it’s the recipe failures that really scare your friends. Mint chocolate chip and pickle ice-cream… really?
7. Just the juice:
You have a knack for getting to the heart of the matter. You believe that the pickle juice will reduce the chances of getting cramps. You are athletic, health conscious and brush your teeth often. Or, at least I hope so…
8. Just the pickle, not the juice:
You know what you like and you go after it. You are loyal on the edge of obsession. We REALLY like you.
10. I don’t have a favorite way, I don’t like pickles:
You are torn between a traumatic experience with pickles in your youth and the promise of a new pickle. This bothers you day and night. Sometimes you don’t sleep. Sometimes you don’t eat… You tell everyone vehemently how much you hate pickles, yet secretly when you go shopping you pick-up pickles and set them down at least three times. You need help… just eat the pickle!
(Personality test courtesy of http://charlestonpicklecompany.com)