Harold's Sissy Sweet Hot Pickles - Texicun Gormay Sissy Sweet Pickuls (2 x 16 oz Jars)

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Description

A SEXY SWEET FALVOR WITH A HABANERO AFTERGLOW!

Harold has never been a fan of sissy sweet pickles! These pickles were born out of disgust pure and simple; after spending several years gathering the proper ingredients for the Original Beer Pickle, a super hot, salty dill that was so perfect and crispy that he felt he had reached the paramount in his pickling skills. He was giving folks the best pickles they had ever tasted and yet ever so often someone would say in a whiney type voice, "Ya got any bread-and-butter pickles, you know, sweet ones?"

At first Harold wanted to reach out and choke them but his gentleman manner and high self control found restraint. He basically did the civil thing and replied, "NO, ONLY SISSY'S EAT SWEET PICKLES"... if the person replied, "Well, we only like sweet pickles." He would call security and have them escorted away.(for their own protection of course.) As a reasonable man and a friend of many, the question of sweet pickles came up more and more as his fame grew.

Finally after the gazzillionith time of someone asking if he made a sweet pickle he had enough. He goes into the kitchen at the shed and starts experimenting. First he burned a hole through a table, then he caught glass on fire and finally after months of experimenting and throwing caution to the wind he finally came up with a sweet pickle that didn't challenge his manhood. A happy ending to this story is that Harold now loves sweet pickles and thinks this could be his most unique flavor yet.

Includes

TWO JARS. Net weight: 16 oz each.

Additional info

SUPER HOT!

1st PLACE in 'Hot Dill' category at 2011 International Pickle Festival Rosendale, NY

1st PLACE Peoples Choice Award ZestFest 2012 Irving, TX

Ingredients: Cucumbers, Water, Vinegar, Sugar, Onion, Habanero Peppers, Salt, Citric Acid.

WARNING: These are sweet, spicy and addictive!

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